It doesn't have to all go pear-shaped.
A survival guide.
What nobody told me. What Google got wrong. What actually happened. One woman's honest, funny, completely unfiltered perimenopause diary.
Start reading 🍐"I wish someone had told me that around my early fifties, my body might go a bit feral for a while. Instead, I was googling 'why does everything make me horny' in incognito mode at midnight and being told I might be in love with a pear."
This isn't medical advice. It's not a textbook. It's one woman's real, sweary, honest account of what perimenopause actually feels like when nobody prepares you for it. If you're here at midnight in incognito mode — welcome. You're normal. Sit down. I'll tell you about the pear.